Reasons you should never visit Morocco

1. So you want to go to Morocco and you think it’s beautiful?


Kasbah Amerdihil, Skoura by William Warren

2. Well, I’m sorry to break it to you but Morocco SUCKS.

Mamounia Gardens, Marrakech 

3. for REAL.

4. If anyone’s ever told you that Morocco is a beautiful place to vacation, they lied.


Sunsets are lame

…and void of the brilliant colors you can be hoping for

the desert is horrible.

Erg Chebbi, Merzouga

5. Seriously, lookt at these rocks

Ameln Valley Blue rocks Tafraoute region

Morocco is just the worst.

Alaouites Square, Fez


. Look at this completely unattractive blue city.


And this ugly Kasbah

Kasbah of Ait-Benhaddou

.Or this boring square

Jamaa El fna Square, Marrakech

6. It’s just a saharan country for miles on end.

Romani landscape 

Middle Atlas mountains

6. There is nothing there but desert.

Tazzeka National Park, Middle Atlas

You won’t find anything tasty in Morocco

You can not even drink a descent hot drink

11. Winters in the Middle Atlas are dreadful.

You can’t even have fun in Morocco

They have never heared about winter sports

They have no sense of style

Even rainbows are fucked

They don’t even have any feeling for romance

They have no sense of history

3. They don’t even have flowers there.

There is no place to find some piece

Beni Snassen has the ugliest landscapes in Africa

7. Just look at this ugly ass pavillon.

Menara – Marrakech, by Benjamin Edwards